He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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