let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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