you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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