So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We are two peas in an std pod
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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