found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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