I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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