I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
