Quick, to the slutcave!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So much rum. So many feels.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
