Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i love accidental penises.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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