Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Randomize
