it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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