it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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