you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Life without a bra equals bliss.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
