Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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