we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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