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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You can't just leave with hair like that
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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