ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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