But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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