i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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