i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
