were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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