I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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The air was thick with penises
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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