i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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