I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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