so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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