Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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