I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Randomize
