i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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