Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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