I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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