You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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