Sponge bath it is.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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