Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so let's talk penis.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird