I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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