Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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