It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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