so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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