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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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