You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina