Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the liver wants what the liver wants
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk