yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success