I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."