my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
