You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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