My room smells like vodka and shame
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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