yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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