soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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