I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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