i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle