Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
My ATM looks so different sober.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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