remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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