I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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