what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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