Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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