You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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