So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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