he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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