I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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