After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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